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  • Halloween



    Tedious as fucking anything. Tried real hard and only got more irritated the 2nd time around.

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    Would have been cool if I could have SEEN fucking anything that happened. Based on the putrid dialogue, probably glad I didn’t. Utter shit.

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  • Sicario



    "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Nietzsche

    Nietzsche's quote above, infamous as it is, finds here perhaps its most literal translation to cinema.

  • Inherent Vice

    Inherent Vice


    Along the beaches of Southern California in 1970, the hippie haze is fading away and free love is meeting consequence. Trust in everyday strangers becoming as rare as a rainy Sunday morning, and the honchos wearing bronze badges against their pressed shirts leading the paranoid raid of these drug fueled days and nights. And at once we find ourselves in the head and shoes of one Doc Sportello. As melancholic for the days of old as any other of his…