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  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer


    "It doesn't matter if racing never changes. What matters is if we let racing change us."

    I cried like 7 times

  • The Pillow Book

    The Pillow Book


    the perfect unity of form & narrative <3

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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming


    The truth is that there shouldn't be disappointment. I should, by no means, feel disappointed. But, leaving the theater I was confronted with this completely overwhelming feeling of utter tiredness and sadness. After seeing the movie I was messaging one of my friends who asked why it's so poor and why I disliked it so much and my exact words were, "t's more MCU garbage but this time it's Spider-Man and it feels fucking personal". That big, fat 94% on…

  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    I would like Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets more if it was titled Laureline and the City of a Thousand Planets or, even better, Laureline & Bubble and the City of a Thousand Planets. I’d love to watch a movie about Rihanna as a shapeshifting alien and Cara Delevingne as a badass feminine space cop fighting back against imperialism & capitalism in this bright, vibrant, and colorful future, but alas we have a movie where Laureline is stuck in…