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Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Gone Girl
  • The Kissing Booth
  • Titane

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  • Players

    ★★

  • Upgraded

  • The Intern

    ★★

  • The Florida Project

    ★★★★½

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  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★★★★

    adam driver made me feel so hopelessly horny that i started crying

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the women of gone girl ranked by how much cunt was slain:

    13. marybeth elliott - seems racist but i liked her cunty pearls
    12. greta - did what needed to be done
    11. shawna kelly - has like 3 lines but she delivers them with her whole pussy... "WORLD FAMOUS CHICKEN FRITO PAIEH" and "i will share them with WHOMEVER i please" ate down
    10. emrata - giant cum on me tits supremacy
    9. sharon schieber - why is…

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  • Players

    Players

    ★★

    i’m not strong enough for these subpar rom com offerings

  • Upgraded

    Upgraded

    sucked in a really big way and literally ruined my valentine’s day. protagonist was insufferable (our FIRST IMPRESSION is her being downright evil to her sister and sister’s partner despite the fact that they are housing her in their tiny apartment FOR FREE while she makes zero effort to get a real job and/or repay them in any way and we’re supposed to root for her????) and did a LOT of bad stuff that fucked over a lot of people…

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  • The Craft

    The Craft

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when that bitch is super racist at the beginning and you just know immediately that they're gonna fuck her up later....love it

  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★★★

    emma stone has only given one oscar worthy performance in her career and it wasn't la la land