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  • Drive



    I saw this yesterday with my parents and they loved it, but they literally got so angry because they felt like “Baby Driver” stole every aspect of the movie (they didn’t like “Baby Driver”) and wanted Nicolas Winding Refn to sue Edgar Wright so there’s that.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    The sexual tension between finn and poe is unreal. Just make them gay already, disney you pussy

Popular reviews

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange


    Alex: droog droog droogie droog chellovek horrorshow krovvy droog
    Me: fun! But what is happening

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express


    Dear Kenneth Branagh,

    I’m aware that you set your newest movie in Croatia. We Croatian people really flip the fuck out when we are even mentioned in a movie, but for the setting of a movie of this scale to be entirely Croatia, well, needless to say, theathres were FULL and people here crowded to see it. 

    Now, I believe that before filming a movie, you as a director simply must be aware of some basic facts about the setting