ex film-critic, hosted a spy kids screening one time

feeling big, small, scared, at ease 

Favorite films

  • Logan
  • Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • When Harry Met Sally...

Recent activity

  • The Black Phone


  • Elvis

  • Hairspray

  • Stardust

Recent reviews

  • The Black Phone
  • Elvis


    my official review of ELVIS dir baz lurhmann: 

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