Watched 17 Sep, 2017
No star rating yet because I genuinely don't know what I think. All I can say for sure is that I've not left the cinema feeling this emotionally and physically drained in years.
★★★★ Watched 15 Aug, 2017
A glorious failure on almost all fronts but I loved it regardless.
It'll slot nicely into my collection of ambitious messes next to Sky Captain, John Carter, Speed Racer and Tomorrowland
★ Watched 03 Apr, 2013 2
Some segments are worse than others, unfortunately we start with the weakest and work up. By the time they picked up i'd all but lost interest.
★½ Watched 25 Feb, 2013
Seagals first straight to video outing is a nauseating 90 minutes of the kind of hippy bullshit that eventually put an end to the ponytail on the big screen