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  • mother!


    No star rating yet because I genuinely don't know what I think. All I can say for sure is that I've not left the cinema feeling this emotionally and physically drained in years.

  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets


    A glorious failure on almost all fronts but I loved it regardless.

    It'll slot nicely into my collection of ambitious messes next to Sky Captain, John Carter, Speed Racer and Tomorrowland

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  • V/H/S


    Some segments are worse than others, unfortunately we start with the weakest and work up. By the time they picked up i'd all but lost interest.

  • The Patriot

    The Patriot


    Seagals first straight to video outing is a nauseating 90 minutes of the kind of hippy bullshit that eventually put an end to the ponytail on the big screen