Letterboxd — Your life in film

i wish i cared enough to understand this but the dance sequence was gorg

lana bb you can do better

had fun watching, but this movie is written like a bad fanfic… violated the bechdel test even before discount patrick bateman first flailed onscreen. super cringey left right n center to me

mostly watched to see how they’d incorporate my favorite fleetwood mac song, and that turned out to be the best part of the movie. super lazy, self indulgent body horror with like 2 real shocks

tbh i had high expectations but this was just not that good. annabelle tries her best to carry the movie despite bad script & costars. boring, not scary and surprisingly amateurish…this was a real snoozer for me

i just don’t care

TTB is a true masterpiece and did not need this boring follow up

this movie cover gave me the whole wrong idea damnnn. should’ve known that a 90s made-for-tv true crime story would be blatant copaganda that didn’t even touch the horrible inadequacy with which this case was handled. brian dennehy was ofc the saving grace, but his true range as the unbelievably sadistic & formidable JWG was only showcased in 2 major scenes out of a 3 hr movie !! what a travesty. need more patches the clown and wayyy less cop chase scenes.

this was terrible but not unwatchable

so much hype about this movie and for what. it was boring and emotionless, a pandering and overly simple story that couldn’t even be saved by cillian and tom hardy because nolan gave them NO LINES OR CHARACTER

between confederate soldier bill hader and the world’s worst teen actor, this movie is a corny mess that even crystal the monkey couldn’t save

edit: it has come to my attention that bill hader wasn’t in this movie but i stand by what i said

these stars are for S E B A S T I A N S T A N alone 

this movie is deeply anti women in the least self aware way