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  Bubble Boy 2001

  ★ Watched 20 Jul 2022

  the moment this movie mentioned niagara falls i was like “i KNOW they are sending jake gyllenhaal over the edge of the falls in his bubble suit.” and i was right. anyway this was hypnotically bad

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  Little Miss Sunshine 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Apr 2021

  i would argue this is the only movie

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  I Know Jake Gyllenhaal Is Going to Fuck My Girlfriend 2016

  ★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2017

  the most accurate portrayal of a straight couple i've ever seen

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  The Captains 2011

  ★★ Watched 26 Nov 2017

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  highlights:

  1. scott bakula sings fiddler on the roof while riding a horse
  2. avery brooks ad-libs a little song on the piano and shatner tries to join in and ruins the song completely but brooks doesn't let it get him down
  3. shatner attempts to get kate mulgrew to say that women should never have leadership roles because of their hormones
  4. chris pine doesn't really seem to want to be there, but that's fair
  5. patrick stewart, as…