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CRITERION AND CHILL ? HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH. HAHHAHAHHAHA. HAHAHHAHHAAH. this is a cry for help

Favorite films

  • Together
  • The Graduate
  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Yi Yi

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  • The Black Phone

    ★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★

  • The Batman

    ★★

  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Saw this at the sherman oaks galleria (don’t ask why) and the movie, after dragging on for ten billion years, even though we literally missed the first twenty minutes (don’t ask why), only goes on to kill the only good character (max) and then it  paused and stopped playing. Not that I was desperate to see the ending or anything but I thought It was a shooter which was more scary than the whole movie and man what the fuck. I paid My firstborn child in fees for this experience. Screw you ethan hawke you owe me $34.17

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★

    when does he find the time to re apply his eye shadow in between all of the moping and gazing

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  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    this is a bad movie. the performances are fine i guess. i can literally feel how happy this film is with itself, and its smugness makes me want to smash it into a million little pretentious pieces. how the fuck did these "indie" teenagers not know who BOWIE was??? GOD I HATE IT HERE.

  • Palo Alto

    Palo Alto

    ★★

    So incredibly poorly written. Every character is equally insufferable and there is truly no cohesive message to be found in this waste of an hour and a half of my life