Mio

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Writes scary books, but I'm the one who gets scared.

Favorite films

  • Scream 3
  • Cigarette Burns
  • Noroi: The Curse
  • Fear Street: 1978

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  • Die Tomorrow

    ★★★½

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    ★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★½

  • Out of Sight

    ★★★½

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Ok fuck it this rewatch got me to invent

    WEREWOLF - THE THING EDITION

    RULES
    1. All players are dealt a first card that designates whether the player is human or The Thing, but no one is allowed to look at that card throughout play. Afterwards, they are dealt a second card which indicates their role in the group (engineer, doctor, pilot, weapons keeper, cook, scientist). The second card is kept face up for the duration of the game.
    2.…

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  • Die Tomorrow

    Die Tomorrow

    ★★★½

    This felt a bit too broad as a film wanting to cover all its bases on the subject of death. The segment on suicide was pretty iffy for me. It seemed to put a lot of responsibility on its characters, suggesting that if only they could change their behavior, this one death might be prevented. I think this actually could’ve gotten a lot of mileage if it stayed with the segment that worked best with me about the replacement brand…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    Funny to hold this up to the recent Dunes, but I find it almost compelling to watch Lynch be forced to speedrun his way through the novel. Sure it dilutes the material way down that I get how it might be incomprehensible, but seeing this after the coherence, as well as the level of visual craft Villeneuve was given free rein to put into his films, I kinda watched this paying less attention to story and seeing what Lynch could…

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  • Trio

    Trio

    ★★★½

    I’m sorry, this is considered a BAD Park Chan-wook movie?????

  • ParaNorman

    ParaNorman

    ★★★½

    KAMUKHA MO SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII