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  • La Chimera
  • Rye Lane
  • The Boy and the Heron
  • Bottoms
  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

2023 ranked

54 films

movies keep coming out and i’m honestly getting kinda tired

  • Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
  • Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris
  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
  • This Place Rules
  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

2023 watched movies

190 films

just like every year i will watch 200 movies and put them all in a little list

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The Favourite
  • The Handmaiden
  • Titane
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

every queer movie i’ve seen, ranked

74 films

these arent all about being queer, sometimes they just have queer main characters. read notes for info

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Rushmore
  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

wes ranked

16 films

it’s just like that

  • Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
  • Ran
  • The Green Knight
  • The Handmaiden
  • The Banshees of Inisherin

"play stupid games win stupid prizes" cinema

23 films

movies wherein people make terrible fucking choices, then deal with the consequences. oceans of hubris.

  • Hot Fuzz
  • Columbus
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • The Princess Bride
  • Roman Holiday


43 films

These are the best romances. My list! My Rules!!!!

  • The Thin Red Line
  • Rebecca
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Alien³
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon

movies my dad wants me to watch

10 films

My dad likes any movie that looks nice, any movie by Akira Kurosawa, any crime comedy, any 80s sci-fi and…

  • Columbus
  • Phantom Thread
  • The Shape of Water
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Get Out

2017 Ranked

40 films

everything after raw is only loosely ranked

  • Hereditary
  • The Favourite
  • Paddington 2
  • Roma
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

2018 ranked

42 films

ever in progress

  • After Yang
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • The Northman
  • The Batman

2022 ranked

57 films

please support your local theatre

  • The Green Knight
  • Titane
  • Dune
  • Pig
  • Drive My Car

2021 ranked

52 films

do movies exist anymore?

  • Sound of Metal
  • Palm Springs
  • Emma.
  • Another Round
  • David Byrne's American Utopia

2020 ranked

44 films

uhh... can i get uhhh... movies again please