Alex has written 4 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2021.

  • The Hole

    The Hole

    ★½

    Careful, your 2001 is showing, and your knob.

    This could've been a great movie but it was done so badly

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★½

    When I was 12/13 my cousin spent half an hour describing the entire plot to me.
    I waited long enough to forget everything about this film, and I finally watched it.
    What a load of garbage 😂

    Brilliant film idea, just didn't enjoy it.

  • Crawl

    Crawl

    ★½

    Misunderstood chompers.

  • Insidious: Chapter 2

    Insidious: Chapter 2

    ★½

    Strong meh. Much prefer the first one, the war things tied together was great. Good idea but I feel like it could've been done better. I'll definitely watch the next when I can find it.

    The low-key transphobia ain't it either..