Misha Beattie

Misha Beattie

Favorite films

  • Love
  • 9½ Weeks
  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • The Karate Kid

Recent activity

  • Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb


  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian


  • Night at the Museum


  • Feast of the Seven Fishes


Recent reviews

  • The Duellists

    The Duellists


    Big fan of the lack of interiority and the unsatisfying inciting offense

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    This is why you fight for independence

Popular reviews

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol


    Lacks the eroticism of the other films

  • Elf



    Why didn’t the other elves build him a bed and cobble him up some shoes. 30 fucking years.