Misha Beattie

Misha Beattie

Favorite films

  • Love
  • 9½ Weeks
  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • The Karate Kid

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  • Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

    ★★

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    ★★★

  • Night at the Museum

    ★★½

  • Feast of the Seven Fishes

    ★★

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  • The Duellists

    The Duellists

    ★★★★½

    Big fan of the lack of interiority and the unsatisfying inciting offense

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    This is why you fight for independence

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  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★

    Lacks the eroticism of the other films

  • Elf

    Elf

    ★★★½

    Why didn’t the other elves build him a bed and cobble him up some shoes. 30 fucking years.