Favorite films

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • Climax
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Dogtooth

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  • Dune

    ★★★★½

  • The Predators

    ½

  • The Matrix

  • Three Perfect Daughters

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    “Would you still love me if I was a sandworm?” -Paul (to Chani)

  • The Predators

    The Predators

    ½

    This was the most fucking boring film i’ve ever seen idk how it’s even got 3 stars on here. It gets less stars than É per il tuo bene because at least that one was humorous in how bad it was.

    There was somehow so much and yet so little going on all at once I was seriously nodding off to sleep (I seriously almost passed out like what the fuck) and when it finished my mum turned to me…

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  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    ★★★★½

    I’m baffled how I miss at least 50% of the dialogue in Wes Anderson movies purely due to the density of words per millisecond and my slow processing rate and yet I’ll still come out of it like “wow he’s done it again, that was incredible”

    Extra points for Timothée’s abhorrent moustache

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★½

    Honestly really liked this but it lost points for me because of probably the quickest and most jarring transition cuts to date and the fact that they spoiled the twist before the twist reveal…like what…made it so anticlimactic. Not to mention most of the movie is set up and I think so much more could’ve been done with the Deviants.
    Overall tho, much better than I was expecting tho, bangin story and cast

    Oh, also I’ll never forgive whoever wrote in the sex scene for that sex scene - why? Just…WHY