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  • Mirrored Mind

    Mirrored Mind

    The main character in this was soooo annoying, to the point I felt no empathy for her, and kept wishing she would off herself. Fucking weepy for half the film for no discernible reason. Got it, depression/ mental illness, whatever, but by halfway thru I was hoping something would end her miserable existence on this planet so I could be at peace.

  • Flying Squirrels and the Pyrotechnician

    Flying Squirrels and the Pyrotechnician


    This might be my favorite anime of all time.

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  • Bound for the Fields, the Mountains, and the Seacoast

    Bound for the Fields, the Mountains, and the Seacoast

    Nobuhiko Ōbayashi and Seijun Suzuki have a lot in common; they are both terrible directors who make bad movies that non-Japanese people for some bizarre reason think are works of genius. The acting is bad, the story simplistic with a heavy handed anti-war message, the editing seems choppy, and like many Japanese period pieces made from the 70s onward no attempt has been made to have the characters inhabit the time frame in which the story takes place. What do…

  • Cats in Park Avenue

    Cats in Park Avenue

    WTF did I just watch? The cats were cute though. This movie is from 1989, so all those cats are dead now. Happy viewing!