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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★★

    OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯


    any movie that ends with ocean man deserves 5 stars

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★★

    You know what this is like my 4th time watching this and each time I love it more. No more pretense. No more hiding it. I fucking love this movie.

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  • The Angels' Melancholia

    The Angels' Melancholia

    ½

    THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL MOVIE EVER MADE
    The most torturous thing about this movie is not the cum, the piss, the shit, the rape, the violence, or even the animal cruelty. It's the tedious running time. I think this might be my least favorite film now and not because it SHOCKED and OFFENDED me, but just for the sheer fact that none of it even remotely resonated with me. If this is your thing fine but this made me wish someone…

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★★★

    I should preface and say I don’t give a shit about this franchise really. I liked rogue nation and ghost protocool fine. I really don’t like espionage films usually, but hey you CAN’T FIGHT THE FRICTION
    TOM CRUISE IS A GOD
    HENRY CAVILL IS JESUS
    REBECCA FERGUSON IS A GODDESS
    I CAME 6 TIMES DURING THIS FUCKING MOVIE
    HOLY FUCK
    CHRISTOPHER MCQUARRIE A REAL ONE


    edit: apparently I turned 20 whilst tom cruise made me cum. sign of adulthood tbh. cruise is my sexual awakening