Favorite films

  • Lady Bird
  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Columbus
  • The Batman

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Recent reviews

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    i liked this more than i thought i was going to, which says more about how low my expectations were than anything else lol

    the script is so corny and it drags some kind of cool ideas down significantly—but the most unfortunate gravity here is this is original marvel film, and not just an original film. there are inevitable constraints (plot set up for future movies and crossovers, stunted character development if not outright stagnancy) and i’ll keep saying that…

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City

    now this is the Uncharted movie i wanted

Popular reviews

  • Monster House

    Monster House

    who the fuck thought the cement scene was appropriate for a children's film

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    dear you,

    as of tonight, there are 500 of you.

    back in middle school, i used to write letters to an online friend named ellie. her real name was laura, but she went by ellie. sometimes i called her larry, as a joke, and she called me tyler, as a joke.

    she had so many names that when we started writing letters to each other, like bonafide pen pals, i'd address them "dear you" -- because sometimes, even when i…