Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Crazy, Stupid, Love. ★★★★

i've seen this at least 3 times before so i decided to live-review it because i have no actual insight so now i can excuse my unoriginal & boring thoughts as stream of consciousness ooh la la

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steve carrell literally plays a dopey dad and i’m still into him….. science, explain

i still can’t believe annaleigh from america’s next top model is in this. i also can’t believe that i’m literally her character: in love with steve carrell

how is julianne moore real

okay listen i thought i was going to be fine seeing ryan gosling considering i’ve seen him far too much in films these last couple of months but i’m… legitimately tearing up over him right now. it’s fine

i’m literally the friend that goes “i love you” to ryan gosling. this is who i am.

sometimes i like to entertain the idea of living in suburbia and if i ever did this would be my dream home. that lush garden. the white bench. good god

“i’m so much older than i thought i’d be” i want to have a good time not have a midlife crisis of my own
“i don’t know when you and i stopped being us” the crisis continues

“i don’t know if i should help you or euthanize you” do the latter to me ryan

how many times have i seen this?? the answer is TOO MANY for me to still laugh every time i see josh groban

was josh groban in frozen

okay BUT……… was the scene where ryan gosling is standing outside some shopping center waiting to take steve shopping filmed somewhere in santa monica?????

holy shit the woman that brings cal his check literally looks like lisa vanderpump but maybe 20 years younger…. who

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S KEVIN BACON I FUCKING FORGOT

i can’t believe this film pulls off texting better than 90% of the other movies i’ve seen try to do it AND they’re using phones with a sliding keyboard

i want to give Robbie’s “asshole” monologue in a formal setting

honestly Robbie marking himself with a scarlet j for jessica is not far off from how some boys have asked me out so this is a little too real for me

emma stone showing up to the bar dripping wet and calling ryan gosling out cleared my skin and rid me of my student debt

THE KISS I’M. SWEATING

the notebook????? never heard of her this is the best kiss scene in the history of cinema

i’m the girl who gets left behind after emma has ryan take her away

if a man ever puts a record on and makes me a drink with an orange slice you’ll never hear from me again because i will have ascended

i’m pre-lift crying. i don’t even like dirty dancing that much. i mean i like it fine but it’s not one of my favorites but the build up to the lift is so much

the lift happened and the big drop in time of my life is happening and i’m BLASTED

honestly when emma stone comments on the quality of his pillows…. that would be me

i want kevin bacon to take me to the ballet

not to be overdramatic but the backyard collision, when every narrative collapses, is one of the finest things that’s ever happened in a romcom

FHJDFHK WHEN KEVIN BACON SHOWS UP AS EVERYTHING IS BOILING OVER…… I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN A MOVIE

when the four white men start wrestling each other. i love WWE

“welcome class of 2011” time is not real

don’t ask me if i cried while listening to cal give his soulmate ice cream speech because i won’t confess

i can’t believe… they actually play the middle east’s “Blood….” what is this movie

also like…. did she just….. give a 13 year old her nudes?????? this is problematic on another level but i’m also crying over this dumb ass movie so

i hate this movie my entire heart is out of my body right now GOODBYE

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