The Dark Tower

The Dark Tower ★★

here are two kinds of "fine":

(1) fine, as in: wow, that person is so Fine i feel a certain kind of holiness pulse throughout my entire body; everything is electric, alive, buzzing; i am lightheaded and dizzy with lust/longing/love

(2) fine, as in: average, mediocre. all right at best, forgettable at worst. i wasn't expecting to be all that satisfied, let alone have my mind blown. honestly i'll be lucky if there's even any foreplay. it happened. it was... fine, i guess.

Idris Elba is fine, of the former kind.
The Dark Tower is fine, of the latter kind.

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