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Favorite films

  • True Stories
  • Through the Olive Trees
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Tampopo

Recent activity

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife


  • The Tale of the Princess Kaguya


  • Spider-Man 2


Recent reviews

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    The banana joke is still the funniest bit of the 21st century but it’s still Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 god damnit

  • The Tale of the Princess Kaguya

    The Tale of the Princess Kaguya


    One of the most beautifully animated films ever made, and more than worth the watch just for that aspect. Expressive, stylish and just masterful in every facet. Adorable character design and talented voice work also work with the lovely animation to form a genuinely very sweet and emotional rendition of a classic folk tale.

Popular reviews

  • Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story

    Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story


    They should release the updated sequel wherein James Woods gets owned by Borat and starts dripping oil on national television

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    Letterboxd friends, this is the new My Immortal given flesh, blood, and an exorbitantly large budget. This is culture in the making.
    Shockwaves will ripple throughout time, space, the afterlife-
    Existence and nonexistence will never be the same.
    A scream so raw it penetrates the void to create Batman saying fuck and lo; so it was!
    As Snyder said on that Day of Reckoning: LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!

    God in heaven Himself could not put as much of Himself into…