Space Jam: A New Legacy

Space Jam: A New Legacy ½

I’ve seen pharmaceutical commercials with more artistic value than this. Epitome of minimal effort, it’s not even a turn your brain off film, it’s just… there. Visual and auditory filler, nonsensical, boring, without a whit of creativity for anything. No one but the most slobbering braindead nerds would care for even the IP references, most of which are reduced to faces in a crowd and nothing more. Bad writing, atrocious acting in both the physical and vocal sense, and… just nothing. Bauza and his voice actor buds put in their due diligence as professionals, but you can get that anywhere. As it stands, this is slop. This is a film in the same way that a rock is a living being.

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