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  • Fist Fight

    Fist Fight

    ★★

    Listen, Fist Fight isn't a good movie, or even an average one, but it does have a scene where Charlie Day does a synchronized dance with a ten year old girl while she sings Big Sean's "I Don't Fuck With You", so I'm saying it could have been a whole lot worse.

  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness

    ★½

    Gore Verbinski was a name that used to have some clout in the industry, back when franchises that he birthed like Pirates of the Caribbean and The Ring (the American version) were all the rage in Hollywood. Of course that was 15 years ago and times have changed. Ironically, both of those franchises have new installments out this year, belated sequels looking (and surely failing) to recapture the glory years of when they had actual merit, but Verbinski has long…

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  • The To Do List

    The To Do List

    ½

    My To Do List:

    01. Invent time travel.
    02. Go back in time.
    03. Stop myself from ever seeing this movie.

  • Mortdecai

    Mortdecai

    ½

    It's January so fuck it, right?