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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    Five years ago, Ridley Scott made his highly anticipated return to the Alien universe with Prometheus, a prequel to his 1979 original classic, and it was immediately met with a very divisive reaction. Generally well-received by critics, a lot of complaints were lobbed up from fans who didn't appreciate the philosophical take on the subject matter, which added questions about the meaning of life and mankind's creation into the framework of the monster movie. There were also a lot of…

  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious


    A woman sitting next to my friend and me literally had to get up and move to the other side of the theater because we were laughing so hard at how gloriously stupid this piece of shit is.

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  • The To Do List

    The To Do List


    My To Do List:

    01. Invent time travel.
    02. Go back in time.
    03. Stop myself from ever seeing this movie.

  • Mortdecai



    It's January so fuck it, right?