Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Face/Off
  • Little Shop of Horrors

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  • Bottoms

    ★★★

  • Hiruko the Goblin

    ★★★★

  • Jack's Back

    ★★★★

  • Chloe

    ★★★

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  • Chloe

    Chloe

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Amanda Seyfried is like the Tom Brady of home-wrecking in this. Truly impressive work. Also, I recommend watching this with a Torontonian so that they can tell you all the locations they've seen/been to. Really heightens the experience.

  • Escape from Alcatraz

    Escape from Alcatraz

    ★★★★

    I would have simply done my time. Quietly, I think.

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    I was not by any stretch cool in high school but even I would've bullied this fucking weasel.

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    Laughing my ass off imagining Jared Leto going method by exposing himself to a blood disease and starving himself down to an emaciated 95lbs just to play Michael Morbius.

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