Bitch I knew I smelled some bottoms
If this movie was with straight people it would be two and a half hours instead
As a straight dude who watched this with his girlfriend, we would know
Mighty fine raptor time
The inspector dude being eaten while he was on the toilet was my favorite part
The rest was your average Spielberg affair. Big vicious animals, special effects, and ground breaking ideas galore.
Considering it was my first time watching this and I heard so many iconic things about this I expected more out of it, but then again, it is a somewhat simple premise: essentially it asks, what would happen if you saw a T-Rex on your way to work?
It was still a hell of an entertaining watch tho
Bonus points for sexy shirtless Jeff Goldblum