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  • Hackers

    Hackers

    ★★½

    Naaaaah

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★

    So like what do you do at the Met Gala, is there bowling or not

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  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★

    Fucking off beat Thom Yorke biopic

  • Along Came a Spider

    Along Came a Spider

    ★★★

    So I'm working on this theory about movies, needs more thought and precision but it goes something like this:
    There is a plethora of films that are neither great nor awful, they are the "Most OK Movies Ever".
    They're best enjoyed in lieu of nothing better to do and they're comforting.
    They're usually genre stuff, horror or crime in particular, moderate budget.
    They're usually impossible to absolutely loathe or flat out love.

    Obviously it varies from person to person, art…