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  • Wonder Wheel

    Wonder Wheel


    Well, this is definitely a Woody Allen movie written and directed by Woody Allen but if he's anything, he's a master of caricatures, all of whom are on display here. It's beautiful to look at but everything else is just so tired. Just like me.

    BONUS POINTS: Sopranos reunion
    NEGATIVE POINTS: "I'm consumed by jealousy!"

  • Darkest Hour

    Darkest Hour


    The darkest hour for me was the middle one when I was asleep

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    The most romantic (and probably best?) film of the year, "Call Me By Your Name" met and exceeded all of my expectations and created a rich, sun-drenched reflection on all things new. Cigarettes, apricots, German love stories, French poetry, Italian archaeology, Latin roots, worn book covers, beige sheet music, gravelly dirt roads, private lakes, it's all so tangible, bordering on pretentious, but so very authentic all the same. It's loaded with simmering emotion, all of which is undoubtedly damned, but…

  • God's Not Dead 2

    God's Not Dead 2

    An actual quote:

    *someone sneezes*
    "God Bless You"
    "Careful, or you'll be on trial next."
    God's Not Dead 3: Coming Next Summer

    Yeah, this is pretty bad, but I had a great time just because of how bafflingly absurd it is. Good times.