Absolute what-the-fuck, seeing is believing bad movie. You'll never understand what it is without watching, which you should absolutely do -- preferably with friends and alcohol. There's so much insanity to behold, but honestly the one thing I couldn't get over was the hilariously customized keyboard Pacino was using. Also make sure you stick around for the pointless post-credits scene.
My sister and I watched this at least three times growing up (for some unknowable reason), but thankfully had only…