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  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • The Spectacular Now
  • The Other Guys

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  • The Wolverine

    ★★½

  • The Queen

    ★★★½

  • Minority Report

    ★★½

  • Diana: The Musical

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  • S1m0ne

    S1m0ne

    ★★

    Absolute what-the-fuck, seeing is believing bad movie. You'll never understand what it is without watching, which you should absolutely do -- preferably with friends and alcohol. There's so much insanity to behold, but honestly the one thing I couldn't get over was the hilariously customized keyboard Pacino was using. Also make sure you stick around for the pointless post-credits scene.

    My sister and I watched this at least three times growing up (for some unknowable reason), but thankfully had only…

  • Live Wire

    Live Wire

    ★★★★

    What an absolute delight of nonsense. As if Brosnan's ludicrous accent and early 90s Washington, DC set-pieces weren't enough, the whole premise of this movie revolves around exploding Senators. And judges. And clowns. It's amazing.

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  • The King's Daughter

    The King's Daughter

    Directed by the visionary behind Bratz and a collection of Disney Channel Original Movies, produced by the mastermind behind 2:22. Still unreleased despite being filmed in 2014. Clearly Hollywood is suppressing this because it's too brilliant. Only future generations will have the capacity to appreciate it.

  • Dante's Peak

    Dante's Peak

    ★★

    Grandma Ruth would definitely refuse to wear a mask in 2020.