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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★★★★

    Almost forgotten how many off-screen deaths occur in this movie. I guess it's pretty easy to lose sight of such strange details when I'll Make A Man Out of You has constantly played in your head for the past 20 years...

    Fuck me, has it really been that long?

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★½

    ROAD TO INFINITY WAR | PHASE THREE | MOVIE #17

    "We're coming up on the Devil's Anus!"

    Had to wait for my older sister to return from her trip to Middle Zealand to finish up the rest of the MCU films before next week's main event.

    Anyways, I still love this one. It's easily the funniest entry to date as well as gorgeous to look at (the shot of Thor riding down a bolt of lightning on top of an…

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    Dear Sir Ridley Scott,

    If you have any plans at all to make anymore follow-ups to your classic works (Gladiator, Legend, Thelma & Louise, etc), just give them all to Denis Villeneuve and his team. I have a very strong feeling that they would make them even better than what you originally conceived.
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    Dear Academy,

    If Roger Deakins doesn't receive his first Oscar for Best Cinematography at next year's award ceremony, best be making them plans for retirement...
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    Dear Box Office Employee,

    May have another ticket please?
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    SHORTCUT REVIEW - www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SZAEaTyRDw

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★★

    Toy Story. The Lord of the Rings. Star Wars.

    You're in the big leagues now, Caesar.

    84th movie review - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y774TJfrbqw