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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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    This third time on IMAX, or whatever they pass off as IMAX these days.

    An older lady and her husband sat in the same row as me and as soon as they walked in the theatre, I knew she was trouble. And sure enough, she talked throughout the movie, quite loudly. However, I had to laugh: when Carrie Fisher has her first scene in the film, the lady loudly noted, "OH SHE'S DEAD, YOU KNOW."

    Later in the film, when…

  • Good Time

    Good Time

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    Had a really good conversation about this movie with a friend who adores this movie and talking it out with him sort of clarified the problems I'm having with it. Firstly, I adore the first 25 minutes: propulsive, pounding, just great. However, after that first 25 minutes, once the film figures out its central problem, I lost interest considerably. I eventually turned on the movie during the bail bondsman scene.

    Somebody else described this as a cinematic panic attack, and…

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  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    Β½

    A post from Reddit:
    Whoa bro! This movie was fucking sick. It had all these great ethnic stereotypes and then the end acknowledged that those jokes are stale. How meta! My mind was fucking blown! Also, how hilarious is it that two dudes would fuck??? Right??? So funny. You know what's also funny? Stupid religious people. They're fucking dumb for having faith. Fuck them. Now let's go smoke some weed.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

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    Truly execrable. A bloated corpse floating on the surface of a scummy river, darkened with the decay of the dead. An explosion of pus and blood expectorating from a deep wound on the psyche of the nation. A single turd rolling infinitely on the meniscus of toilet water. A gaggle of bragging tweens, loathsome with the miasma of Axe body spray, trading misogynistic jokes and laughing at men punching women in the face. A discarded and melted styrofoam container holding…