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  • Battle of the Sexes

    Battle of the Sexes

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    tennis is a very cinematic sport so i'm not sure why there aren't more tennis movies? this is a fine movie with cinematography worthy of screenshotting and posting to twitter with the caption "aesthetics" in the hope Archillect will steal your tweet and repost it without credit. everything about this movie is fine, nothing to get excited about it except for the authentic-feeling romance at the beginning. like others have pointed out, Billie Jean King's story is so much more…

  • Shock Treatment

    Shock Treatment

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    Can you believe they cast Rik Mayall and gave him only two lines????? what a waste of Flashheart

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  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

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    A post from Reddit:
    Whoa bro! This movie was fucking sick. It had all these great ethnic stereotypes and then the end acknowledged that those jokes are stale. How meta! My mind was fucking blown! Also, how hilarious is it that two dudes would fuck??? Right??? So funny. You know what's also funny? Stupid religious people. They're fucking dumb for having faith. Fuck them. Now let's go smoke some weed.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

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    Truly execrable. A bloated corpse floating on the surface of a scummy river, darkened with the decay of the dead. An explosion of pus and blood expectorating from a deep wound on the psyche of the nation. A single turd rolling infinitely on the meniscus of toilet water. A gaggle of bragging tweens, loathsome with the miasma of Axe body spray, trading misogynistic jokes and laughing at men punching women in the face. A discarded and melted styrofoam container holding…