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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    got the blu ray, it looks good. this movie = amazing

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    reviewers on letterboxd: "ugh, this is just a Signs ripoff."
    those same reviewers: "let me nitpick the logic of A Quiet Place and show you how this is bad, actually"
    those same reviewers: "Um, the logic in Signs doesn't matter? That's not the point of the story?"

    no but seriously, I don't like Signs: it's overwrought, ponderous, self-important, and yet another narrative about how men find meaning in the death of women. And on top of that, he casts…

Popular reviews

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party


    A post from Reddit:
    Whoa bro! This movie was fucking sick. It had all these great ethnic stereotypes and then the end acknowledged that those jokes are stale. How meta! My mind was fucking blown! Also, how hilarious is it that two dudes would fuck??? Right??? So funny. You know what's also funny? Stupid religious people. They're fucking dumb for having faith. Fuck them. Now let's go smoke some weed.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    Truly execrable. A bloated corpse floating on the surface of a scummy river, darkened with the decay of the dead. An explosion of pus and blood expectorating from a deep wound on the psyche of the nation. A single turd rolling infinitely on the meniscus of toilet water. A gaggle of bragging tweens, loathsome with the miasma of Axe body spray, trading misogynistic jokes and laughing at men punching women in the face. A discarded and melted styrofoam container holding…