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  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    β˜…β˜…Β½

    this movie vastly overestimates how interested i am in Cameron Diaz and her "acting." but thankfully, Jude Law is incredibly hot. what a world 2006 was, when Diaz headlined a movie and Kate Winslet, future Oscar winner, was the B-story. anyway, there's some good stuff in here.

    how come Ewan McGregor and Jude Law haven't been in a movie together? make it a two hander where they just talk to each other, Waiting for Godot-style, and I just swoon

  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    Captain America: The First Avenger

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    somehow i missed this over the last nine years. it's such a throwback, in terms of style and character. amazing how the Marvel movies actually had some semblance of difference way back in Phase One. take for example the climactic fist fight between Cap and Agent Smithβ€”er I mean, the Red Skull. notice that the fight choreography isn't the finicky tricky stuff we see in The Winter Soldier, such as the elevator fight (which took Evans weeks to train for).…

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  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    Β½

    A post from Reddit:
    Whoa bro! This movie was fucking sick. It had all these great ethnic stereotypes and then the end acknowledged that those jokes are stale. How meta! My mind was fucking blown! Also, how hilarious is it that two dudes would fuck??? Right??? So funny. You know what's also funny? Stupid religious people. They're fucking dumb for having faith. Fuck them. Now let's go smoke some weed.

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

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    Masculinity is a prison from which we must escape