I swear to god don’t ask me to watch a movie before I criticise it or I will fucking find you.
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Die Hard 1988
Die hard more like fuck off. I haven’t seen this and I don’t want to. If you like this you probably died your hair blonde and are gay. And are lesbian. *epic backflip* fuck off. *exits room*. *comes back to get coat*. *slaps you*. *burps*. *exits*. *your phone rings* me shouting from the phone: “fuck off”.