Favorite films

  • The Lion King
  • Watership Down
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  • Back to the Future

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  • Unfaithful

    ★★★★

  • Ammonite

    ★★★★

  • Beautiful Boy

    ★★★½

  • Cast Away

    ★★½

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ½

    I literally wrote an essay for uni explaining how shit this film is and how it fails to compare to the original film in every way
    So I shall keep this as short as possible
    There is not a film on earth that I detest more than this rancid garbage. The very premise of the film being a remake that is supposed to "upgrade" the "outdated" 2D animation is an insult to everyone involved in the making of the og…

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette

    ★★★★½

    Gotta pay my respects to the og cottagecore queen 💖, even if she was bourgeoisie scum

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  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★★

    I’m just really proud and surprised I managed to guess the ending a third of the way in

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't care what anyone says I love this film purely because it is hilarious (even though it's trying to be deadly serious and edgy)

    BUT
    GWEN'S DEATH
    can we agree this is the stupidest, most unnecessary death ever
    And the misogynistic undercurrent of punishing Gwen for having agency with DEATH...yikes