Sean Kelly

Shout out to the people that look for a camera in every single reflective surface during a film.

❤ NWR / R-Patz / Joaquin Phoenix ❤

Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • Climax
  • Under the Skin
  • Valhalla Rising

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  • The Mummy

    ★★★½

  • 300

    ★★★★

  • The Spy Who Loved Me

    ★★★½

  • Jackass 4.5

    ★★★½

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  • Too Old to Die Young

    Too Old to Die Young

    ★★★★★

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    *spits*

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    ★★★½

    Y'all haters need to chill!
    What's not to love..?

    Gangs in UV hideouts!
    BLAM!!
    Bat-skating down a dinosaur!
    WHAK!!
    Uma Therman in a hilarious gorilla suit!
    UG!!
    Sex pheromones!
    WHIFF!!
    Chilling one-liners!!
    DOOOSH!!
    Cartoon style sound effects!
    BOING!!
    Batman calling Robin Dick!
    SCHLONG!!
    •Rubber lips!
    SMACK!!
    Alfred programming his brainwave algorithms and making his granddaughter a skin tight S&M suit 'just in case'
    KINK!!

    Ok ok it's shit, but I love the fact you can't quite tell who's taking it deadly serious (Arnold?) or who is cringing so bad they just wish they could die!!
    Looks quality in UHD 4K too

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  • 300

    300

    ★★★★

    Hmmm... not quite as good as I remember and a very disappointing 4k transfer.
    Still worth a watch every now and again when you need a homo-erotic fix

  • The Spy Who Loved Me

    The Spy Who Loved Me

    ★★★½

    Jaws is brilliant, that underwater car is something else, and Roger Moore's Bond is still a vile, creepy sex pest.
    That Giorgio Morodo style, disco boogie theme tune is the fucking shit!! 😙🤌🏼

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