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  • Patti Cake$

    Patti Cake$

    ★★★

    "Like some impotent Dads we're bad motherfuckers!"

  • Ghost Stories

    Ghost Stories

    ★★½

    Brilliant first hour unfortunately descends into total nonsense by the end.

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  • Popcorn

    Popcorn

    ★★★

    Oh, Jill Schoelen, where did you go? Horror sorely needs another actress with Schoelen's easy charm. The perfect Final Girl, though she never quite played one unless you count this movie as a Slasher which I don't. Looking back at her roles in Horror, it's surprising how little she actually did in the genre; The Stepfather, The Curse II, Cutting Class, The Phantom of the Opera, Popcorn and When a Stranger Calls Back. In my mind, she was ubiquitous during…

  • Demon Wind

    Demon Wind

    ★½

    An Evil Dead rip off without Ash, or Raimi's kinetic energy. Does include terrible pacing if that's your thing, kung fu magicians and some ridiculous one-liners that might be funny if you're under the influence like, "God made you a snake and a chicken shit at the same time!" Also, in the climactic battle, our ersatz hero's opening move is to kick the Demon in the balls - so there's that. Watching on Amazon Prime with their notoriously terrible subtitle…