Did you watch the trailer? Ok, congrats you absolutely saw the entire movie. Some of the laziest writing I’ve seen in a long time.
The action is cool! I wish i hadn’t seen most of it beforehand. The dialogue was horrible! I wish I hadn’t heard any of it.
We finally learned the age old question: more will smiths does not a movie make. The de-aged will smith looks PHENOMENAL all the way until the last scene and then it looks like hot garbage.
The Ang Lee Hulk still kicks ass.
i do not stan the (gemini) man.
i saw it in a dolby theater in 3D with the full 120fps high frame rate and it was like watching a video game with motion smoothing on while camping in the uncanny valley. i'm hopeful this is not the future of movies because the whole thing ended up feeling like the most expensive student film ever made.
there ARE some good action sequences, but they're sandwiched in between some of the most…
underdeveloped. (get it? like a photograph)
kathryn prescott gives a game performance as the lead, and i added a star because it's got mitch pileggi and grace zabriskie in small roles, but it really is mostly bad, and i'm generally a sucker for "haunted objects" movies.
the only other person i know who watched it bailed after a half-hour, but i gave of myself and watched the whole thing so i could bring u this review. sure, 'hero' is probably too strong of a word, but then again, maybe it isn't