matt lynch ★★★★½ 2
long stretches of this are tantamount to a sense memory of the crippling anxiety i feel all the time.
Joe ★★★★★ 37
When I was 17 or 18 I was eating lunch at this place called New York Subs (now closed) and I ordered my sandwich and sat down in front of…
Sturdy and efficient (I'm convinced that they simply chopped the first 20 minutes or so from the beginning of this to make it go faster) with two delightfully…
matt lynch ★★★½ 2
Brisk, tense, and pretty gnarly and that's before the scary monsters show up. Certainly one of the best and leanest ALIEN knockoffs I've ever seen, with a very welcome and…
matt lynch ★★★½
For my taste this was too much basketball and not enough drinking. But when these movies are as sturdy as this one is, they can be quite the tonic.
matt lynch ★★½ 2
Look I'll give this credit for a commitment to cheap thrills and, like everyone else is saying, Betty Gilpin was a lot of fun. But this is mostly just kind…
Travis Vogt ★½ 4
I don’t mean to second guess the writers and producers, but it was possibly a misguided choice to make this movie not funny. As a person who has enjoyed the…
matt lynch 2
Undeniably total shit, borderline unwatchable. Not merely incompetent but boring, mostly a collection of stuff that pings Danzig's adolescent boner radar. That said, if this exact movie had been shot…