Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Saw 3D 2010

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Jul 2023 2

  why even bother having sex when you can just listen to Cary Elwes saying “Game Over” on repeat instead….?

  NNNNUUUUUUTTTTTT

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  American Mary 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 May 2023 1

  hot women covered in blood, gotta be one of my favorite genres.

Recent reviews

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  Cabaret 1972

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Nov 2023

  An unintentional Judy / Liza double feature? Vibes. 

  I really love this movie. A masterpiece from a true master, himself..Every single one of Liza Minnelli and Joel Grey’s performances feel like a fever dream I never want to end.. I love every minute of it.

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  Meet Me in St. Louis 1944

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Nov 2023

  🎶Have yourself a Merry little Christmas…🎶

  Judy Garland, the woman that you were.

  A technicolor dream, with gorgeous costumes and music to boot. The trolley scene will always be a favorite of mine. Classic.

Popular reviews

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  Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2023

  Clowns, woods, cults….FUUCK all that. This one managed to get under my skin. The atmosphere, the scares, that fucking clown…A pretty solid entry in the Hell House franchise, and found footage genre as a whole. I dug it.

  
  “I had no choice. We all serve him in different ways.”

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  Totally Killer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2023

  If Scream had a baby with Back to the Future…..

  That was a fucking blast? A time travel whodunit slasher with all the 80’s vibes this gal could want. Just loved it.

  
  “Just think: maybe if she did do blowjobs, she might still be alive….”