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  • Antropophagus

    ★★½

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★★

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    ½

  • Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

    ★★

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  • Antropophagus

    Antropophagus

    ★★½

    The Legend of George Eastman

    A good film to stick on during Halloween weekend, when doing something else, like frying up some pumpkin seeds, hanging up decorations, working on costume makeup, or carving a Jack o'Lantern.

    I stress 'when doing something else' because there is a lot of dead time in this one. Even if I was truly in the mood to watch some downer, sludgy Euro horror, I think I would pick something else. This one still has a…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I feel like it's both the funniest AND the goriest 'canon' Halloween entry. The pacing and tone is completely different from the previous installment, and it precariously trudges along the line of self-parody in a mostly entertaining way. I find it very interesting that this film, unlike the previous one, gradually digs deeper and deeper into the 'lore' surrounding Michael...I mean, come on...really, they should know better by now.

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  • Faust: Love of the Damned

    Faust: Love of the Damned

    ★★★★★

    Reasons why I love Faust 2000-

    Mark Frost and Andrew Divoff (as Wishmaster 2.0) spend the entire movie trying to one-up each other in the ultimate goofy face competition. Jeffrey Combs plays a bad boy cop who asks chicks out for coffee and looks up satanic rituals on a website written in Papyrus font. Shitty nu metal blares whenever anything happens, whether it's a sex scene or a kill scene. There is a Satanic death cult and unlike most movies…

  • Brain Damage

    Brain Damage

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It pains me to know I live in a world where a movie like this isn't treasured as the gem it is. Why isn't Henenlotter still making movies?! Duane appearing in the train was such a tease. It's been almost 30 years, where's our Belial vs. Elmer?

    Also, did anyone else notice the homoeroticism that permeated the film? Tons of naked dudes and butts, tons of orgasm faces, a monster penis, and the way that security guard straddled him in the junkyard... Frank still managed to sneak in a boob though.