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  • A Day in the Country

    A Day in the Country

    If by chance it was the first film you saw you might automatically conclude, Why should any film ever be longer?
    (David Thomson)

  • Garden State

    Garden State

    New Slang never changed anybody’s life. However, during a brief period, if you played it at the right moment, it could get you into bed with a sexually promiscuous hipster girl.

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  • Crash


    I use to be really racist. But then I saw this movie, and now I'm not racist anymore.

    If you don't wanna be racist, you should watch it too.

    Just make sure you see this particular movie and not the other Crash by David Cronenberg. That one just makes you really kinky.

  • To Die For

    To Die For

    Once, when I was eighteen, I ate a sandwich too quickly and developed a horrible case of the hiccups. Ridding myself of the condition wasn't usually a problem, but this particular case was troublesome as none of my usual tricks (e.g., eating peanut butter, holding my breath, tiny sips of water) were proving effective.

    Twenty-four hours later, with still no change, I grew worried and sought medical advice. A doctor (probably suspecting my case as psychosomatic) prescribed me some very…