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  • Side by Side

    Side by Side

    She said, "Don't I know you from the cinematographer's party?"
    I said, "Who am I to blow against the wind?"
    (Paul Simon)

  • Smiles of a Summer Night

    Smiles of a Summer Night

    Dear Santa,

    It’s Monday Seagull from Canada. Do you remember me? I’m the one who left you that glass of sarsaparilla along with the big bowl of Golden Grahams (I figure you must get sick of milk and cookies). 

    How are you? Hoping you and Mrs. Claus are healthy, wealthy and wise. I saw a few of your recent Instagram posts. Have you lost some weight?

    Listen, I’m gonna be upfront. I haven’t been on my best behaviour this past…

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  • Crash

    Crash

    I use to be really racist. But then I saw this movie, and now I'm not racist anymore.

    If you don't wanna be racist, you should watch it too.

    Just make sure you see this particular movie and not the other Crash by David Cronenberg. That one just makes you really kinky.

  • To Die For

    To Die For

    Once, when I was eighteen, I ate a sandwich too quickly and developed a horrible case of the hiccups. Ridding myself of the condition wasn't usually a problem, but this particular case was troublesome as none of my usual tricks (e.g., eating peanut butter, holding my breath, tiny sips of water) were proving effective.

    Twenty-four hours later, with still no change, I grew worried and sought medical advice. A doctor (probably suspecting my case as psychosomatic) prescribed me some very…