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  • Brewster McCloud

    Brewster McCloud

    I was talking with a friend recently—a guy who's pretty crazy about movies—and he was explaining to me how one of his favourite things to do, is to think about Citizen Kane. He told me that simply taking a moment from his day to gently ruminate over the film's many qualities gave him an immense sense of pleasure. 

    Now, there are numerous ways to measure a movie's greatness, but I find this particular metric to be inspiring. The idea that…

  • The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    It's as simple as this...

    If you don't love Dolly, then I don't love you.

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  • Crash

    Crash

    I use to be really racist. But then I saw this movie, and now I'm not racist anymore.

    If you don't wanna be racist, you should watch it too.

    Just make sure you see this particular movie and not the other Crash by David Cronenberg. That one just makes you really kinky.

  • To Die For

    To Die For

    Once, when I was eighteen, I ate a sandwich too quickly and developed a horrible case of the hiccups. Ridding myself of the condition wasn't usually a problem, but this particular case was troublesome as none of my usual tricks (e.g., eating peanut butter, holding my breath, tiny sips of water) were proving effective.

    Twenty-four hours later, with still no change, I grew worried and sought medical advice. A doctor (probably suspecting my case as psychosomatic) prescribed me some very…