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  • Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    Still not a Blu-ray in sight.
    Maybe there isn't a God after all.


    At this point, I'd sell my soul to Mephistopheles for the barn raising scene alone.

  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man


    I mean, as if there wasn't already enough pressure to lose your virginity.

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  • Crash


    I use to be really racist. But then I saw this movie, and now I'm not racist anymore.
    If you don't wanna be racist, you should watch it too.
    Just make sure you see this movie and not the other Crash by David Cronenberg. That one just makes you really kinky.

  • To Die For

    To Die For

    Once, when I was eighteen, I ate a sandwich too quickly and developed a horrible case of the hiccups. Ridding myself of the condition wasn't usually a problem, but this particular case was troublesome as none of my usual tricks (e.g., eating peanut butter, holding my breath, tiny sips of water) were proving effective.

    Twenty-four hours later, with still no change, I grew worried and sought medical advice. A doctor (probably suspecting my case as psychosomatic) prescribed me some very…