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  • The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw

    The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw

    This was wonderful. 

    Oh sure, I fell asleep early on. But the costumes were delightful and every once in a while I woke up to a shapely Jayne Mansfield lip syncing (poorly) to Connie Francis’ lovely voice. 

    Here’s to watching fewer good movies and napping more to mediocre ones.

  • Tampopo


    The Gods cursed us with two insatiable appetites: sex and food.

    Tampopo captures the hilarity of a planet whose inhabitants are either really hungry or really horny.

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  • Crash


    I use to be really racist. But then I saw this movie, and now I'm not racist anymore.

    If you don't wanna be racist, you should watch it too.

    Just make sure you see this particular movie and not the other Crash by David Cronenberg. That one just makes you really kinky.

  • To Die For

    To Die For

    Once, when I was eighteen, I ate a sandwich too quickly and developed a horrible case of the hiccups. Ridding myself of the condition wasn't usually a problem, but this particular case was troublesome as none of my usual tricks (e.g., eating peanut butter, holding my breath, tiny sips of water) were proving effective.

    Twenty-four hours later, with still no change, I grew worried and sought medical advice. A doctor (probably suspecting my case as psychosomatic) prescribed me some very…