Raising Arizona

Not too long ago, Bob Barker, former host of the Price Is Right, came to Toronto and kidnapped our zoo's beloved pachyderms. They were relocated to an animal sanctuary in California and we were sold the idea the creatures had all been blessedly liberated.
Staring into their empty enclosure, my two young children, with crestfallen faces, told me they missed the elephants...

- I miss them too, children. But, wanna know what I miss even more?

- What?

- Nicolas Cage.