gore whore, dumb broad, david decoteau's #1 fan, porno enthusiast, weird bitch with bad taste <3
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I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane.
Someone help me
legendary dub filled with lines like, “I AM THE BIG BOOBS BUSTER… keep those fried eggs to yourself” and “you dance around with a light, you’re getting pussy tonight!”
Does end way too abruptly and pivots completely in the last 15 minutes, but I gotta go full five stars for how whacky, stupid, and fun this was.
Jessa Flux demanding her tits be seen is so real. I act like her. This ruled, and Kansas Bowling is great as always.
BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
BALL BASEBALL
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
ROACHES, BEETLES,
BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
LERS AND ACROBATS,
A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK
“I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”
Here we go again…
UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.
(MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)
Intro:
I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!
In the past,…