Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Dickshark 2016

  ★ Rewatched 13 Sep 2022 9

  How does this keep happening to me

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  1313: Haunted Frat 2011

  ★★ Watched 13 Aug 2017 11

  I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane. 

  Someone help me

Recent reviews

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  Big Boobs Buster 1990

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2023 4

  legendary dub filled with lines like, “I AM THE BIG BOOBS BUSTER… keep those fried eggs to yourself” and “you dance around with a light, you’re getting pussy tonight!”

  Does end way too abruptly and pivots completely in the last 15 minutes, but I gotta go full five stars for how whacky, stupid, and fun this was.

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  Murdercise 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  Jessa Flux demanding her tits be seen is so real. I act like her. This ruled, and Kansas Bowling is great as always.

Popular reviews

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  The Hot Chick 2002

  ★★½ Watched 02 Jul 2020 5

  BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
  THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
  THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
  TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
  BALL BASEBALL
  HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
  IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
  THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
  TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
  GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
  THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
  IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
  ROACHES, BEETLES,
  BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
  NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
  THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
  LERS AND ACROBATS,
  A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
  ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
  FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK

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  Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006

  Added 62

  “​​I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”

  Here we go again…

  UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.

  (MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)

  Intro:

  I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!

  In the past,…