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  • The Gore Gore Girls

    The Gore Gore Girls


    The majority of The Gore Gore Girls is a bizarre and slightly boring investigation led by a rich private detective and a news reporter as they watch many, many strip-teases. Bouffant hair and caked-on makeup a-plenty. What makes this watchable even through the dull or too strange moments is the gore - of course. With a title like that, you would think the film would disappoint but it does not. We have here eyeball mutilations, nipple trimming, tenderized buttcheeks, slit…

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare


    From the poor and predictable script, to the one dimensional, idiot characters, to the "fucked up snapchat filter" effects, Truth or Dare is so gloriously bad. No matter how dumb this movie is, no matter the fact that the PG-13 rating keeps it way too tame, everything that is happening on screen is such a wonderful fuck-up that it stays thoroughly entertaining. Anytime a character gives that dumb ass Cheshire Cat grin and asks "truth or dare??? truth or dare?…

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  • The Green Inferno

    The Green Inferno


    I met Eli Roth.

    I just met Eli fucking Roth. Wow. Okay I don't know how much of this will be an actual review of the movie and how much will be me gushing over how sweet and amazing Eli is but bear with me. I won tickets to meet Eli and see a screening of this movie as part of Wizard World in Chicago. Unfortunately I didn't know that the reception was 21+ (that's because the contest I entered…

  • Cult of Chucky

    Cult of Chucky


    Film #28 of Shocktober17

    I am so happy to say that Cult of Chucky is good fun. There's many familiar faces on display here, and Jennifer Tilly has a larger role in this movie than Curse (it's not huge, but she's in more than one scene!). They revive the character of Andy which was a nice touch as well.

    The majority of the movie is spent following Nica as she is dealing with her life in a mental hospital, following…