Taylor Heider

gore whore, dumb broad, david decoteau's #1 fan, porno enthusiast, weird bitch with bad taste <3

ig & twitter: @mondovideos

Favorite films

  • Nekromantik 2
  • Water Power
  • Antfarm Dickhole
  • Guinea Pig 6: Mermaid in the Manhole

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  • Love, Cheat & Steal

    ★★½

  • The French Dispatch

    ★★½

  • The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★★

  • The Dark Crystal

    ★★★★

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  • 1313: Haunted Frat

    1313: Haunted Frat

    ★★

    I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane. 

    Someone help me

  • Lorna, the Exorcist

    Lorna, the Exorcist

    ★★★½

    Film #37 of Shocktober17

    Lorna is the possessor. The "mysterious, irresistible, sorceress from a fantasy novel" Gorgeous, theatrical, dreamy and powerful. Lorna knows what she wants and she will get it, or ruin you trying to. Lorna and her electrifying blue eyeshadow; "this woman wants our destruction".

    Lorna is the mother who desires to be united with the now 18-year old Linda (played by Lina Romay). Lorna with soft orange and brown makeup, dressed in black lace. Visiting in the…

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  • The Hot Chick

    The Hot Chick

    ★★½

    BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
    THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
    THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
    TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
    BALL BASEBALL
    HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
    IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
    THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
    TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
    GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
    THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
    IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
    ROACHES, BEETLES,
    BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
    NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
    THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
    LERS AND ACROBATS,
    A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
    ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
    FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK

  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    “​​I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”

    Here we go again…

    UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.

    (MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)

    Intro:

    I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!

    In the past,…