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  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game


    I'm not gonna be cliche and say Henry Thomas ruined my childhood in Gerald's Game, but motherfucker sure ruined solar eclipses

    In a world where the Oscars considered the actual "bests" of the year regardless of the source, Carla Cugino would be a serious contender for Best Actress this year

    But for real, you can stop watching fifteen minutes before the end

  • White Chicks

    White Chicks


    So insanely stupid and misguided, and many of the jokes fall flat. I don't know how this thing made it past the initial makeup tests. But God help me, I find White Chicks to be extremely entertaining. It might be the world's only good-bad movie that's supposed to be funny.

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  • Dirty Grandpa

    Dirty Grandpa


    I never got beat up by the jocks when I was in high school, but I imagine watching Dirty Grandpa is what it feels like.

    This is the kind of movie that makes you wince when a black person shows up, because you just know something terrible and racist is about to happen. It's also the kind of movie that recreates all of the hypersexualized beach scenes from Spring Breakers without the slightest hint of irony. The social commentary is sub-Death Wish…

  • The Great Dictator

    The Great Dictator


    For anyone with even a basic knowledge of World War II and the Third Reich, The Great Dictator is immediately recognizable as an influential landmark in satire, and cinema as a whole. There are many timeless comedic moments, but the film is also the most politically motivated satire ever made; even Blazing Saddles seems comparably safe. It's possibly our prime evidence that literally anything can be funny if it is done with intelligence, which makes The Great Dictator a bit difficult to talk about as a two hour experience. It transcends the medium as much as any film has.