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Favorite films

  • Wavelength
  • 4:44 Last Day on Earth
  • India Song
  • Pulse

Recent activity

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers


  • Dark Glasses


  • The Merry Widow


  • The Mother of Tears


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Recent reviews

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers


    space jam: a new legacy but with the toned-down humor of The Lonely Island just makes it all the more insufferable and unfunny. any wide-eyed gawking appeal that one could possibly derive from Malcolm D. Lee's feature-length HBO Max commercial is gone now that the movie constantly asserts to you, the viewer, that it's fully in on the joke. contains nearly zero level of appreciation for animation as a medium. very little to none of the humor in this is…

  • Men



    what if Last Night in Soho but good

Popular reviews

  • The Iron Lady

    The Iron Lady


    yesss queen stop those unions

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    rating disclaimer: today my twitter account was permanently suspended because i expressed my (satirical) desire to kill david gordon green, director of halloween kills (PARODY). no one could ever accuse me of going into this with an open mind. anyway, this movie is dogwater, stream rob zombie’s halloween ii for clear skin