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  • Uncharted



    If I had a nickel for every Tom Holland led Sony movie that includes the franchise's former star and quotes the old score in a play for nostalgia that instead just makes me wish I was enjoying the original, I would have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.

    And within two months!

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