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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Uncle Buck
  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
  • But I'm a Cheerleader

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  • Wicked World

    ★★½

  • 1776

    ★½

  • American Movie

    ★★★★★

  • Revenge of the Ninja

    ★★★

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  • Wicked World

    Wicked World

    ★★½

    The movie? Well, it was pretty disorienting.
    But the world? Damn, it was 🤙😈 WiCkEd😈🤙

  • 1776

    1776

    ★½

    Something tells me that this wasn't historically accurate. The plot mainly centers around a room full of men, who are so old they would have a heart attack from a small sip of Baja Blast, arguing about whether they should pass the Declaration of Independence. Occasionally there are some musical numbers, including a pretty brutal one that is like "slavery is good, actually". Mr. Feeny and certified horn dog Ben Franklin were hard carrying my lifeless meat sack through these 3 hours.

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  • Stripped to Kill

    Stripped to Kill

    ★★★½

    It is pretty apparent that this was written and directed by a woman. You won't find any hollow bleach blondes writhing around to glam metal here; just women doing interpretive dances with a hefty amount of props and ambiance to some of the worst music that you've ever heard. This is solid proof that being a stripper is a far more noble profession than law enforcement.

  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    An absolutely vile and deeply uncomfortable watch. It took me back to being the terrified teenage babysitter of an inappropriate young boy; being responsible for him, yet wanting nothing more than to leave.

    Luke is a sentient r/mensrights post who spends the entire movie terrorizing people with zero consequences because he misses Mommy's hugs. I wanted to see him demolished and I got absolutely nothing. Zero payoff. Just this incel twerp "winning".