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  • Hamilton


    To all the kids in AP US History junior year of high school who won the raffle to go see Hamilton and then fell asleep in the audience while I sat at home depressed I didn’t win the raffle,

    Fuck you. I have Disney+ now.


  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    To the movies that shaped my childhood,

    I bet you’re surprised that you have received this letter, I mean hell, I’m surprised that I’m writing it.  
    Part of me believed that you had forgotten about me…just as I was beginning to forget about you. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other, and I wanted to hear from you one last time before you were gone. You’re fading from my memory, a distant call from a phone…

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  • Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry

    Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry

    Every year, I eagerly look forward to Variety’s same interview video with Billie Eilish. Ever since the second interview, I’ve been amazed by both the profound sadness and joy that comes from a life like hers and how quickly it can all change.

    The World’s A Little Blurry
     serves as a feature length version of one of these videos in all the best ways. I don’t know if I have ever seen a documentary or film give us such an accurate…

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    My Girlfriend Watches All of the Star Wars Movies for the First Time (Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith):

    I remember so vividly the first time I saw Revenge of the Sith with my dad. I can almost guarantee the look on my face was the same I saw on my girlfriend’s over FaceTime in the final moments on Mustafar. I wish I could attach a picture of it to this review: the tears welling up in…

Popular reviews

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Chicago Mayor Lightfoot just ordered everyone to watch this movie while in Shelter-In-Place!  A monumental landmark decision!  Thank you Mayor Lightfoot 🙏🏻

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    I can’t be the only one that thinks Veruca Salt definitely grew up to be a Karen. 

    “I want to see the manager, and I want it NOW!”