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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    To all the kids in AP US History junior year of high school who won the raffle to go see Hamilton and then fell asleep in the audience while I sat at home depressed I didn’t win the raffle,

    Fuck you. I have Disney+ now.

    Sincerely,
    Hunter

  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    To the movies that shaped my childhood,

    I bet you’re surprised that you have received this letter, I mean hell, I’m surprised that I’m writing it.  
    Part of me believed that you had forgotten about me…just as I was beginning to forget about you. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other, and I wanted to hear from you one last time before you were gone. You’re fading from my memory, a distant call from a phone…

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  • Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry

    Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry

    Every year, I eagerly look forward to Variety’s same interview video with Billie Eilish. Ever since the second interview, I’ve been amazed by both the profound sadness and joy that comes from a life like hers and how quickly it can all change.

    The World’s A Little Blurry
     serves as a feature length version of one of these videos in all the best ways. I don’t know if I have ever seen a documentary or film give us such an accurate…

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    My Girlfriend Watches All of the Star Wars Movies for the First Time (Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith):

    I remember so vividly the first time I saw Revenge of the Sith with my dad. I can almost guarantee the look on my face was the same I saw on my girlfriend’s over FaceTime in the final moments on Mustafar. I wish I could attach a picture of it to this review: the tears welling up in…

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Chicago Mayor Lightfoot just ordered everyone to watch this movie while in Shelter-In-Place!  A monumental landmark decision!  Thank you Mayor Lightfoot 🙏🏻

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    I can’t be the only one that thinks Veruca Salt definitely grew up to be a Karen. 

    “I want to see the manager, and I want it NOW!”