I'm so glad the 80's coughed this movie up because there's just no other decade in which it could have been made. It's like someone took Lord of the Flies, The Dirty Dozen and Miami Vice, threw them all in a blender and then poured the resulting smoothie into a silk paisley suit. And if that analogy felt like an awkward tonal mess than that's exactly the feeling I was going for.
And yet, because this commits so fully to…