Mother Caleb

Mother Caleb

was once The Cabester, but now I'm your mother...Find the blip.,...

Favorite films

  • Rumble Fish
  • Crime Wave
  • The Discipline of D.E.
  • The Trial

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  • Tenet

    ★★½

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★★★★★

  • Escape from New York

    ★★★★½

  • The People vs. Larry Flynt

    ★★★★★

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★½

    Inverted.
    The protagnatists fights bad guy backwards man, not once, but the other way too.
    "What time you got?" And she responds "6:66"
    "You mean 7:06" ..... "Depends on how you look at it." Welcome to hell

    The only movie that takes more effort to watch than it took to write. What the fuck is anyone even fucking talking about?

    "Everyone go back to work and see my movie my consultants wrote for me, and then die"
    "But were all…

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★★★★★

    So far, im really into thi jumanji franchise.

    Ive been watching nothing but CNN covering the election for the last 3 days, and honestly, i needed a break. And i cant think of a harder break than the jumaji franchise.

    Jack black is such a good actor. He is too good. Jack black characters name is Bethany, and the casting is perfect.

    Jack black playing a 15yr old girl holding his penis peeing for the first time talking instagramming it witch would be dick picturing seems a little too advanced for a pg-13 movie... But maybe im just getting too old.

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  • The Air Up There

    The Air Up There

    ★★★★★

    >>// Sometimes the greatest lesson of all... is kevin bacon..

    Despite the runtime of one and a half hours, "THE AIR UP THERE" is still considered one of the longest films ever made. This is made possible through a technique called "The Time-Worm Formula". Where a Movies Ideas and beliefs are so strong and so no longer useful nor sensible that you, the viewer, becomes a time-worm. And you become slimy like a worm, and your whole body is kind…

  • Joker

    Joker

    Oh man, this movie sucked. These losers think they're so strong, and they tried to make a sucky movie sexy. But they didn't. It just sucks. If they understood what actually sucks, then maybe. If they understood that they made a lifestyle choice of sucking, and they learned that they sucked, then maybe id like the suckwel. But they're just living in a world of suckers man. Thinking they're cool and shit. But i think they fucking suck man.

    Much love #fromTheMinimumWager
    #nice try
    #Wrong scipt
    #Jauqiun phoenix/