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  • Secretary



    "You are the child of God's holy gift of life. You come from me, but you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish."

    I really never would have guessed that a film about sadomasochism would have literally the most unconventional, sexy, adorable, beautiful love story I think I've ever seen... I'm fucking obsessed. I LOVE everything about it. This film just works perfectly and I wanna thank everyone involved. …

  • Vicky Cristina Barcelona

    Vicky Cristina Barcelona


    I watched Vicky Cristina Barcelona five days ago. Within those five days, I struggled to put into words why I loved this film so much and the more time went on the worse it got. So here I am, still struggling, but hopefully I find my epiphany somewhere along the way. First things first: I am not nor will I ever be a Woody Allen fan, and this review will not focus on him. I watched Vicky Cristina Barcelona for…

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  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde


    I have literally only experienced this extreme level of complete emotional satisfaction while watching this film and I am convinced nothing can ever top it. Legally Blonde is happiness. Legally Blonde is EVERYTHING.

  • Shrek the Third

    Shrek the Third


    Snow White singing the immigrant song invented feminism