I Give It a Year ★★

If I had known it was the same director as Borat, I probably would have never hit play.

This is a terrible script. It's actually a pretty good concept for a film, distastefully executed. The casting is top notch, and the dialogue is garbage.

I almost turned it off multiple times, and I'm sorry I didn't.

The opening wasn't bad (until people started talking), and the animated closing title sequence was kind of nice.

The more I think about how I just wasted 1.5 hours of my life watching this, the more upset I become.

"This could be a 3 star film," he said to himself. Moments pass. "Maybe two and a half." Breathes in actual air. "Let's go with two and then forget we ever saw this film."