Favorite films

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • The Princess Bride
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Mustang

Recent activity

  • The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness


  • Eight Gifts of Hanukkah

  • A Castle for Christmas

  • Eternals

Pinned reviews

  • My Best Friend's Wedding

    My Best Friend's Wedding

    I googled “how to get Julia Roberts Best Friend’s Wedding hair” and the internet was not helpful. So if anyone knows, hit me up. Willing to pay handsomely and/or engage in some minor sorcery.

  • Drunken Angel

    Drunken Angel


    Kurosawa: “Your gangster code is bullshit. Your toxic masculinity is destroying you from the inside. This seventeen year old girl understands life better than you. I will now make everyone cry.”

Recent reviews

  • The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness

    The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness


    "What do you mean, mystical?"
    "I dunno, human ties, maybe. Human ties, or fate or something."

  • Eight Gifts of Hanukkah

    Eight Gifts of Hanukkah

    I have to admit that I did not watch all of this (and maybe someday I will!) but I wanted to give it some love for the parts I did see.

    My mom watches A LOT of Hallmark Christmas movies and they are often not very good, usually because they don't try very hard to cast people with chemistry. I also often hate those movies, not because they're not good, but because they can't seem to stop demonizing people with…

Popular reviews

  • This Is Paris

    This Is Paris


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I went back and forth about the rating for this, but you know what? I'm going all in. Five stars, and I hope Alexandra Dean directs many more documentaries, and I hope Paris Hilton thrives, and I hope Provo Canyon School and every other place like it gets shut down forever. (And I hope that boyfriend never gets a date again.)

    I get the sense that Paris, and everyone else interviewed for this, was more or less allowed to present…

  • A Castle for Christmas

    A Castle for Christmas

    Would one plant a pine tree in the middle of winter? That seems ill-advised.

    And I am begging people, stop putting up cold blue Christmas lights, please.

    Also, "Angels from the Realms of Glory" is a weird needle-drop for the moment you decide to have sex with the man you're buying a castle from.

    But overall this was fine. It had some nice moments. Scotland looks pretty, as always.

    It's weird to me that Cary Elwes and Brooke Shields didn't have more chemistry because I met Cary Elwes once and we had amazing chemistry.